CHARLIE: Beer! Where is the beer!
HUGH: Don't be such a beer hog, Charlie. Why don't we play some frisbee first?
CHARLIE: Frisbee? Without beer? Are you kidding?
I won't be able to catch it. I won't be able to see it even.
HUGH: Alright, alright.
But we just put the beer in the cooler ten minutes ago. It's not cold yet.
CHARLIE: You mean you didn't buy cold beer? You bought it warm? Oh, Hugh.
HUGH: Yes, we bought it warm. We usually buy it warm. It is cheaper that way.
CHARLIE: But some things are sacred!
You shouldn't waste time with warm beer just to save a few dollars.
HUGH: It will be cold soon.
CHARLIE: Warm beer, then. Warm.
HUGH: What?
CHARLIE: I will just drink a warm beer then. But I want a beer, and I want it now!
HUGH: Alright, I'll get you one. You really are pain in the butt, aren't you?
CHARLIE: Why don't we start cooking those hamburgers too?
HUGH: Sophia is driving back to the store. We forgot to bring the lighter fluid.
CHARLIE: Yes, I don't think we'd be able to light the charcoal in this wind.
I hope she buys enough of it. Maybe two cans.
HUGH: What? Do you want to drink it?
CHARLIE: I am not one to drink lighter fluid.
Maybe window cleaner, maybe nail polish remover, but never lighter fluid.
I don't think it's good for my health, Hugh.
HUGH: I believe you're right, Charlie. How is that beer?
CHARLIE: It is warm, but I will survive.
Let's get that frisbee. I feel like some exercise.
HUGH: Alright. I can't get it yet. It's in the car.
We'll have to start when Sophia gets back.
CHARLIE: Oh, Hugh! Hugh! The suffering I go through with you.
No cold beer, no lighter fluid, and now-- Now no frisbee even!
Oh, how can this be? Have you no respect for me?
HUGH: You really are in form today, Charlie.
I'll be happy to see what you're like after a few more beers.
查理：啤酒！啤酒在哪兒？
胡：別像個啤酒豬，查理。我們先玩飛盤吧？
查理：沒喝啤酒就玩飛盤嗎？你開玩笑嗎？
我會接不到，甚至看不到。
胡：好吧，好吧。
可是我們十分鐘前才將啤酒放進冷藏箱，還沒冰啊。
查理：你的意思是你不是買冰啤酒啊？你買溫的嗎？喔，胡！
胡：沒錯，我們買溫的，比較便宜。
查理：有些事是神圣的！
你不該只為了省幾個美元而買了溫啤酒來浪費時間。
胡：很快就冰了。
查理：那溫啤酒好了，溫的。
胡：什么？
查理：那么我就喝溫啤酒，我要啤酒，我現在就要！
胡：好吧，我拿給你。你真的很討人厭，知道嗎？
查理：為什么我們不開始做漢堡呢？
胡：蘇菲亞正開車回去商店，我們忘了買點火液。
查理：對喔，風這么大，我們無法點然木炭的。
希望她買得夠多，大概要兩罐吧。
胡：什么？你要喝嗎？
查理：我不喝點火液的。
或許還喝窗戶清潔液、洗指甲油液，但是絕不喝點火液。
我以為那對健康不好的，胡。
胡：我相信你是對的，查理。啤酒如何？
查理：溫的，不過我活起來了。
來玩飛盤吧，我想運動一下。
胡：好的，現在我沒有飛盤，放在車子里。
必須等蘇菲亞回來再開始。
查理：喔，胡！胡！我受夠你了。
沒有冰啤酒，沒有點火液，現在甚至沒有飛盤！
噢，怎么會這樣？你一點不尊重我嗎？
胡：查理，你今天真是原形畢露。
我樂得等著看你再多喝幾杯啤酒的樣子。 |