STEVE: I'm going over to the gym. I want to do some running.
JOSEPH: Why don't you run outside?
STEVE: Are you kidding? Do you know how cold it is today?
JOSEPH: Yeah, I suppose. I guess it isn't healthy to run in this weather.
STEVE: No, it's not. Not at all. I'd probably freeze my lungs.
JOSEPH: Wait for me a minute. I'll go over to the gym too.
STEVE: You?
JOSEPH: Yes, why not? Just let me get my gym clothes together.
STEVE: I didn't know you could exercise.
JOSEPH: What do you mean by that? Everyone can exercise!
STEVE: Yeah, I know. But you?
I always thought you were only good at lifting beer bottles to your mouth.
JOSEPH: No, not at all. I was on the swimming team in high school.
And I'd like to do some weight training. They have decent equipment at that gym.
STEVE: You're going to lift weights? Hah!
JOSEPH: Are you laughing at me?
STEVE: I'm sorry. I just can't imagine you lifting weights.
JOSEPH: Maybe not. But I want to start. I need to get in shape.
I feel these past couple months that my energy is low.
STEVE: It's true. If a person doesn't exercise, they get sluggish.
That's why I keep running. Even in the winter.
JOSEPH: So I need to do something too.
STEVE: But lifting weights isn't the best thing.
You should do some kind of aerobic exercise.
JOSEPH: I know. But I want to start today with a little weight lifting.
Then I'm going to buy a new swimming suit and goggles,
and every other day I'm going to go swim laps in the pool. How does that sound?
STEVE: It sounds like a good plan to me. I'm still... I mean...
JOSEPH: What?
STEVE: I'm still just surprised you really want to do it.
It doesn't seem to go with your character.
JOSEPH: Well, if that's true, then maybe I need to change my character, don't I?
I don't want to become a fat slob.
史堤夫：我要去健身中心，我想要跑步。
喬瑟夫：你為什么不在戶外跑？
史堤夫：你開(kāi)玩笑吧？你知道今天有多冷嗎？
喬瑟夫：對(duì)，我相信。我認(rèn)為在這種天氣下跑步也不健康。
史堤夫：不，一點(diǎn)也不健康。一點(diǎn)也不。我的肺很可能都會(huì)結(jié)凍。
喬瑟夫：等我一下。我跟你一起去健身中心。
史堤夫：你？
喬瑟夫：對(duì)，為什么不？讓我把運(yùn)動(dòng)服帶上。
史堤夫：我并不知道你做運(yùn)動(dòng)。
喬瑟夫：你是什么意思？每個(gè)人都可以運(yùn)動(dòng)啊！
史堤夫：對(duì)呀，我知道。但是你？
我一直認(rèn)為你只會(huì)把啤酒瓶放進(jìn)你的嘴巴。
喬瑟夫：不，才沒(méi)有。我在高中的時(shí)候參加過(guò)游泳隊(duì)。
我也喜歡做一些舉重運(yùn)動(dòng)。健身中心有很好的設(shè)備。
史堤夫：你要舉重？哈！
喬瑟夫：你在笑我嗎？
史堤夫：我很抱歉，我只是無(wú)法想象你舉重。
喬瑟夫：或許沒(méi)有，但我想要開(kāi)始。我需要保持住身材。
我感到這過(guò)去的幾個(gè)月我的體能差了許多。
史堤夫：是真的。如果一個(gè)人不運(yùn)動(dòng)，他們會(huì)變得很懶。
那就是為什么我堅(jiān)持跑步，甚至在冬天也是這樣。
喬瑟夫：所以我也需要做點(diǎn)什么。
史堤夫：但舉重并不是最好的。
你可以做一些健身操。
喬瑟夫：我知道。但我今天想開(kāi)始做一點(diǎn)舉重。
然后我要去買(mǎi)一件新的泳衣及一副蛙鏡
每隔一天我就可以在泳池游來(lái)游去了。聽(tīng)起來(lái)不錯(cuò)吧？
史堤夫：聽(tīng)起來(lái)真是一個(gè)很好的計(jì)劃。我還是……我的意思是……
喬瑟夫：怎么了啊？
史堤夫：我還是很驚訝你真的要這樣做。
這真的跟你的個(gè)性不合。
喬瑟夫：嗯，如果那是真的，或許我是要改變一下我的個(gè)性，對(duì)嗎？
我可不想變成一個(gè)癡肥。 |