1. Commuter's Helmet 公交、地鐵乘車帽
Now you can sleep while you're on the go! The suction cup on the back keeps the commuter's head
in place, while a message on the front asks fellow passengers, "Could you please wake me up when
I reach the stop printed below? Many thanks."
現在你可以在上下班的途中睡覺啦！帽子后部的吸盤可以將通勤者的頭部固定，而帽子前面還貼上了給其他乘客看的信息：“勞駕可不可以等車到了以下標明的這個車站后把我叫醒？萬分感謝。”
2. Hay Fever Hat 花粉過敏癥帽子
Allergy sufferers, rejoice! Never again will you endure the ignominy of being out in public with
no way to blow your nose. And you'll be blowing in style with this handsome toilet-paper-roll
holder on your head.
那些飽受過敏之苦的人們，歡呼吧！你們不必再為出門在外拖著大鼻涕卻沒法擤而感到羞愧。以后你可以戴上這頂帥氣的卷紙帽子，這樣就不用為怎么擤鼻涕發愁了。
3. Automated Ice Cream Cone 自動旋轉冰淇淋筒
For the lazy--just stick out your tongue and enjoy. I admit that the present generation is lazy, but lazy enough that they would need an ice-cream cone which revolves by itself?
專為懶人設計——只要伸出舌頭就可以享受美味冰淇淋了。我承認如今的一代人很懶，可多懶的人才需要這樣一個可以自動旋轉的冰淇淋筒?。?/FONT>
Load the removable dish with ice cream, push the button and the ice cream turns while you enjoy one of the world's most popular treats. Fun for all ages.
在可抽取的容器內放入冰淇淋，按下按鈕，冰淇淋就會旋轉起來，你就可以享受世界流行的美味了。各年齡人士都可以樂在其中。
4. Duster Cat Slippers 貓咪掃地鞋
The product itself is simple enough. A set of dusters that would fit into the cat's paws and
clean up the house while the cat idles around. That sounds innovative and useful, right? Obviously you'll have to ignore the fact that they lick their anus, then inevitable trying and lick their paws, thus spreading cat anus all over your nice new floor boards.
產品本身構造簡單。一雙可以套進貓爪的掃地撣子，貓在閑逛的時候就能順便把屋里的地擦干凈了。這個小東西聽起來是不是很有創意并且很實用？當然你要忽略以下事實：貓舔完屁眼后不可避免地會去填爪子，然后穿著掃地鞋的貓就會把貓屎抹得到處都是，弄臟你漂亮的新地板。
5. Where's your biscuits? 餅干去了哪里？
The biscuits are in the cup. In the base of the cup. In a nice little hole. Keeping warm.
餅干放在了杯子里面，放在了杯子的底座中。這里開了個很棒的小洞，可以為餅干保溫。
6. 360 degrees of imagery 360度全方位照相機
Memories captured in 360 Degress real-time. All the angles. Nothing missed.
360全方位實時捕捉畫面。多角度，一切盡收相機。
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